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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by ManOf1000Faces » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:09 am

I have a 1 ft. Gene figure that moves and sings R&R All Nite.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by caligari » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:51 am

Ack Attack wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:56 am
caligari wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:34 am
Yiggity wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:42 pm
Paul looks super serious here. Firehouse is a very serious song to play.
Especially on a 4 String Explorer Bass 😉
The horrible sculpt of the figures is one thing. But the Dual Bass Attack had me thinking Big Bottom all the way.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/7qDgCmzh5ao[/youtube]
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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by caligari » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:52 am

caligari wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:51 am
Ack Attack wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:56 am
caligari wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:34 am
Yiggity wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:42 pm
Paul looks super serious here. Firehouse is a very serious song to play.
Especially on a 4 String Explorer Bass 😉
The horrible sculpt of the figures is one thing. But the Dual Bass Attack had me thinking Big Bottom all the way.
[youtube]https://youtu.be/7qDgCmzh5ao[/youtube]
LOL :gene:

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Andy Capp » Fri Nov 08, 2019 10:54 am

after the original ’78 Mego figures‚ these are the only KISS figures I like....

these are basically the Mego’s redone by FTC and they are awesome!!!!

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Bruce » Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:09 pm

I know it's a little late in the game to be talking about this, but, uh ... just outta curiosity, here ... when is Bruce Kulick going to get a KIϟϟ action figure? Soon would be nice ...

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Allamericanman » Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:30 pm

Bruce wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:09 pm
I know it's a little late in the game to be talking about this, but, uh ... just outta curiosity, here ... when is Bruce Kulick going to get a KIϟϟ action figure? Soon would be nice ...
I'd heard there was a Rocket-firing Bruce Kulick figure in the works, but it was recalled due to safety reasons.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Bruce » Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:32 pm

"Almost" only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades--!!

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by PsychoElder » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:12 pm

Bruce wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:09 pm
I know it's a little late in the game to be talking about this, but, uh ... just outta curiosity, here ... when is Bruce Kulick going to get a KIϟϟ action figure? Soon would be nice ...
I agree, I would love to see a Bruce action figure released.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by MarshallG » Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:19 pm

The original figures posted as so bad they are good.

Kinda like ugly guitars...

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Blackwaterrisin » Fri Nov 08, 2019 7:56 pm

These suck so bad.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by gothunder » Fri Nov 08, 2019 8:08 pm

Yikes.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Four-Who-Are-One » Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:34 am

Frehley's Vomit wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:27 am
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Sadly those are by the actual Mego company, while Figures Toy Co is doing much more accurate repros of the old Megos.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by star_paul12 » Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am

His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by NYRockCity » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:03 am

star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer
I’m laughing so hard right now. It’s not even funny! By the way the target person was not a millennial she was in the new generation.

Baby Boomers 1946-1964.
Gen X 1965-1980.
Millennials 1981-1996.
New generation 1997-present.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by star_paul12 » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:44 am

NYRockCity wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:03 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer
I’m laughing so hard right now. It’s not even funny! By the way the target person was not a millennial she was in the new generation.

Baby Boomers 1946-1964.
Gen X 1965-1980.
Millennials 1981-1996.
New generation 1997-present.
I gathered that. I wasn’t calling them one. Rather, the people who are dissing millennials on this thread. Look up “ok boomer”

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by NYRockCity » Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:46 am

star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:44 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 8:03 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer
I’m laughing so hard right now. It’s not even funny! By the way the target person was not a millennial she was in the new generation.

Baby Boomers 1946-1964.
Gen X 1965-1980.
Millennials 1981-1996.
New generation 1997-present.
I gathered that. I wasn’t calling them one. Rather, the people who are dissing millennials on this thread. Look up “ok boomer”
I know lol I was adding to the joke it wasn’t clear sorry lol I was trying to say boomers are so quick to blame millennials when it isn’t always them lol

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Jamcarl321 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:29 pm

I like the Headliner posebles. They at least looked liked the guys.
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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by AliveIIside4 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:32 pm

Kisscandinavia wrote:
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Who buys this shit?
Me! Pure garbage!

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by ManifestBlasphemy » Sun Nov 10, 2019 9:25 pm

Yeah pretty terrible especially the Paul one

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Andy Capp » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:17 pm

AliveIIside4 wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:32 pm
Kisscandinavia wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:30 pm
Who buys this shit?
Me! Pure garbage!
---- 😂 😂 😂

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Andy Capp » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:19 pm

Four-Who-Are-One wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:34 am
Frehley's Vomit wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 5:27 am
Image

Sadly those are by the actual Mego company, while Figures Toy Co is doing much more accurate repros of the old Megos.

Image
👍

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by highvoltage1969 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:21 pm

tmcfaddin wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:58 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Well, well, well.....we actually agree on something. Millennials are truly a pitiful generation.
It's true, my 22 year old son can't even plough a field with oxen, use a loom to weave a carpet or shimmy up the chimney to clean it. Last week I asked him to help repair my penny farthing, the look on his face was priceless. SMH.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Andy Capp » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:24 pm

penny farthing---- ? 😕

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by highvoltage1969 » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:28 pm

Andy Capp wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:24 pm
penny farthing---- ? 😕

Or click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8HRpVV_x3N4

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by theincrediblehull » Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:41 pm

caligari wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:34 am
Yiggity wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:42 pm
Paul looks super serious here. Firehouse is a very serious song to play.
Especially on a 4 String Explorer Bass 😉
You beat me to it! :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by tmcfaddin » Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:44 am

highvoltage1969 wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:21 pm
tmcfaddin wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:58 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Well, well, well.....we actually agree on something. Millennials are truly a pitiful generation.
It's true, my 22 year old son can't even plough a field with oxen, use a loom to weave a carpet or shimmy up the chimney to clean it. Last week I asked him to help repair my penny farthing, the look on his face was priceless. SMH.
But can he use a rotary phone?

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by His Majesty » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am

star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by highvoltage1969 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:52 am

tmcfaddin wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 6:44 am
highvoltage1969 wrote:
Sun Nov 10, 2019 10:21 pm
tmcfaddin wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:58 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Well, well, well.....we actually agree on something. Millennials are truly a pitiful generation.
It's true, my 22 year old son can't even plough a field with oxen, use a loom to weave a carpet or shimmy up the chimney to clean it. Last week I asked him to help repair my penny farthing, the look on his face was priceless. SMH.
But can he use a rotary phone?
I showed him one and he tried to eat it.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by star_paul12 » Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:04 pm

His Majesty wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.
Ok boomer

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Ack Attack » Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:16 pm

star_paul12 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:04 pm
His Majesty wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.
Ok boomer
The new generation is trash. The only thing they have is technology. Propaganda disguised as pop culture. Movies, television, & music suck now. So let me get this straight.....you are on a message board of a 70’s band talking crap about boomers?? (I’m not a boomer) Isn’t there an Ariana Grande message board out there you can troll???
I will see your “OK Boomer”, and raise you a.....
OK Pole Smoker.
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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by His Majesty » Tue Nov 12, 2019 7:33 am

star_paul12 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:04 pm
His Majesty wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.
Ok boomer
Technically, I'm not a Boomer.

Quip is inapplicable.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by mcald » Tue Nov 12, 2019 8:10 am

Ack Attack wrote:
Thu Nov 07, 2019 11:19 pm
I just saw these biff bang pow action figures were released. These have to be the worst I’ve ever seen G&P license. $30.00 each!!
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Yuck. These are freaking awful!!

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by star_paul12 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:18 am

Ack Attack wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:16 pm
star_paul12 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:04 pm
His Majesty wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.
Ok boomer
The new generation is trash. The only thing they have is technology. Propaganda disguised as pop culture. Movies, television, & music suck now. So let me get this straight.....you are on a message board of a 70’s band talking crap about boomers?? (I’m not a boomer) Isn’t there an Ariana Grande message board out there you can troll???
I will see your “OK Boomer”, and raise you a.....
OK Pole Smoker.
Ah yes, homophobic remarks as response. Classy. I could oh so very easily completely obliterate every single thing you just said, being as tired, inept, off mark, lazy, shortsighted and dated as it is. I could easily spend pages discussing the ways in which the boomer generation has completely ran not only our economic system, but also environmental system, and political institutions into the ground, leaving, in turn, a new generation of people to 1) feel the impact of those practices and 2) fucking fix them, but I’m not gonna do that. You’re probably hard of hearing and, perhaps more dangerously, hard of listening.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Ack Attack » Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:43 am

star_paul12 wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:18 am
Ack Attack wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:16 pm
star_paul12 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:04 pm
His Majesty wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.
Ok boomer
The new generation is trash. The only thing they have is technology. Propaganda disguised as pop culture. Movies, television, & music suck now. So let me get this straight.....you are on a message board of a 70’s band talking crap about boomers?? (I’m not a boomer) Isn’t there an Ariana Grande message board out there you can troll???
I will see your “OK Boomer”, and raise you a.....
OK Pole Smoker.
Ah yes, homophobic remarks as response. Classy. I could oh so very easily completely obliterate every single thing you just said, being as tired, inept, off mark, lazy, shortsighted and dated as it is. I could easily spend pages discussing the ways in which the boomer generation has completely ran not only our economic system, but also environmental system, and political institutions into the ground, leaving, in turn, a new generation of people to 1) feel the impact of those practices and 2) fucking fix them, but I’m not gonna do that. You’re probably hard of hearing and, perhaps more dangerously, hard of listening.
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Settle down princess. I’m sure there is a public library nearby where you can get all dolled up & read nursery rhymes to children.
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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by star_paul12 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:53 pm

Ack Attack wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:43 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Tue Nov 12, 2019 11:18 am
Ack Attack wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 10:16 pm
star_paul12 wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 4:04 pm
His Majesty wrote:
Mon Nov 11, 2019 7:01 am
star_paul12 wrote:
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:46 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:52 am
FlamingRuth wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:45 am
His Majesty wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:40 am
NYRockCity wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 9:34 am

Barnes and nobles is not the most depressing I feel old story though lol I went to target a month ago looking for a ruler so I went up to this girl that worked there she looked like she was a high schooler.. and I ask where are the rulers?
She says “what’s a ruler?”
I said you know the stick that measures thinks
“I have no clue what that is”
You know the thing elementary schoolers use to learn about inches and cm
Still nothing..
Then she was like we have tape measures maybe that’s close to it


I could understand if some clueless Millennial doesn't know what an 8 Track or Walkman is, but rulers are still in use!
Even CDs, which have dropped in popularity big time, are still a thing in this day and age. The Millennial queen herself, Taylor Swift, still sells a shit ton of CDs.

This is the future of the country. If it isn't talked about on Twitter, it doesn't exist.
I have a son who is a senior in college and he's had to show peers how to address an envelope.
Some kids have never received or mailed a letter, I guess. You'd think it was the Pony Express or something.


This is legit depressing.

If you wanna change the world, at least learn about the world you're trying to change.

My God.
Ok boomer

Get off my lawn.
Ok boomer
The new generation is trash. The only thing they have is technology. Propaganda disguised as pop culture. Movies, television, & music suck now. So let me get this straight.....you are on a message board of a 70’s band talking crap about boomers?? (I’m not a boomer) Isn’t there an Ariana Grande message board out there you can troll???
I will see your “OK Boomer”, and raise you a.....
OK Pole Smoker.
Ah yes, homophobic remarks as response. Classy. I could oh so very easily completely obliterate every single thing you just said, being as tired, inept, off mark, lazy, shortsighted and dated as it is. I could easily spend pages discussing the ways in which the boomer generation has completely ran not only our economic system, but also environmental system, and political institutions into the ground, leaving, in turn, a new generation of people to 1) feel the impact of those practices and 2) fucking fix them, but I’m not gonna do that. You’re probably hard of hearing and, perhaps more dangerously, hard of listening.
CFC63C62-BAAC-4189-90E7-87C5BD816C71.jpeg
Settle down princess. I’m sure there is a public library nearby where you can get all dolled up & read nursery rhymes to children.
Again with the homophobic bullshit. Not to mention a comment that makes absolutely zero sense and has zero relevance to the conversation at hand. Sweetie

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by Ack Attack » Tue Nov 12, 2019 1:38 pm

Baby boomers parents saved Europe and the USA from Nazi Germany & the Japanese. The sacrifices they made were many. War rationing would never work in today’s entitlement generation. The people who came before us weren’t perfect......but apparently YOU are.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by tasmith72 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:54 pm

Guess I'm the only one that likes them :)
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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by tasmith72 » Tue Nov 12, 2019 5:57 pm

And I have all the boxed sets too :)
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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by tasmith72 » Wed Nov 13, 2019 4:58 am

Nothing beats the originals :)
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Sadly those are by the actual Mego company, while Figures Toy Co is doing much more accurate repros of the old Megos.

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Re: Worst KISS action figures ever?

Post by bassmansteiny » Wed Nov 13, 2019 5:14 am

BagBoy wrote:
Fri Nov 08, 2019 1:41 am
I think besides the Original Mego dolls, the only figures that caught my eye were the McFarlane figured of Alive, Creatures (Unmasked era technically) and Love Gun. I wish they would’ve done more and perhaps could’ve incorporated real cloth outfits.
Yup, in my opinion the OG Mego and the McFarlane are the best!

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