Blarf on Gene Simmons

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Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Doose » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:57 am

Uh. Not sure who Blarf is, but in the first minute of this video he roasts Gene. I think. I'm really not sure what to think, to be honest.

From Loudwire: Decked out in his homeless Ronald McDonald outfit, Blarf first verbally decimated Gene Simmons and the KISS bassist’s famed egomania. “Gene Simmons is a son-of-a-bitch,” Blarf declares. “You get me toe-to-toe with Gene Simmons and I will fuck his ass up. I will spread his butt cheeks, and I will lick.”


Or click here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbDQNjmpDjU

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Pete2174 » Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:58 am

Looking for his 15 seconds of fame?

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by vinniestkulick » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:08 am

I think that's Nick Simmons, actually... that damn oedipus complex will getcha every time.
Hilarious clip, nonetheless!

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Eddie Van Hazel » Sun Jul 14, 2019 8:52 am

I hope the McDonald's corporation tracks this idiot down.

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Going Blind » Sun Jul 14, 2019 10:02 am

Its Eric Andre, can't mistake that voice.

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Wichita77 » Sun Jul 14, 2019 2:41 pm

Doose wrote:
Sun Jul 14, 2019 6:57 am
Blarf first verbally decimated Gene Simmons and the KISS bassist’s famed egomania. “Gene Simmons is a ....”
By the time I got to the 3:26 mark, I was pissed that I missed out on 3:26 seconds of doing something better with my time.

I don't think he "verbally decimated" anyone. He just lobbed a bunch of sub-juvenile insults at Gene.

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Bruce » Mon Jul 15, 2019 11:57 am

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by torgotheme » Mon Jul 15, 2019 12:14 pm

The less attention paid to Pitchfork, the better. They are the true cesspool.

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Re: Blarf on Gene Simmons

Post by Black Ace » Mon Jul 15, 2019 1:11 pm

Listening to his “album” now. Just a bunch of loops so far. Loops of well known artists (Hendrix, etc.) and classic video games.

A weak attempt at acid music.

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