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rwgriffith wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 9:29 pm
FlamingRuth wrote: Tue May 04, 2021 6:32 pm We're starting to repeat some of the quotes, so I thought I'd post Uncle Leo's eyebrows instead.
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Leo’s eyebrows are very...FIERCE! 😆
😄 Uncle Leo is my favorite "extra" character.
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Elaine; "HEY!!….CINCO DE MAYO!!!....SALE?...BYE-BYE-OH!!"

Elaine taunting a salesclerk she doesn't like and refusing to shop at the store.
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"Why fusilli?"

"Because you're silly."


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RisingForce wrote: Fri May 07, 2021 1:52 pm "Why fusilli?"

"Because you're silly."


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"What is it?"
"It's Macaroni Midler!"
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"What am I seeing Sinatra in there??"
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Jerry; "You know, when you wear sweatpants in public...you're just telling the world 'I give up'".

Jerry criticizing George on his fashion style.
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Kramer: "Look away, I'm hideous!"
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Jerry; "Poppy peed on my couch!!"
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Eddie Van Hazel wrote: Thu May 13, 2021 9:38 am Jerry; "Poppy peed on my couch!!"
"Poppy's a little sloppy..."
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Sorry, but just one quote doesn't do this scene justice................


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^^Classic!!^^

"Get a good look Costanza?"...George caught by Russell (from NBC) staring at his daughter's cleavage.
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Elaine (trapped on a subway train in the dark) thinking in her head:

What if I’m trapped in here for the rest of my life?! Maybe I’ll get out in 5 seconds. 1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana…
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"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You get a quick glimpse and you look away!"

Jerry yelling at George for staring at Russell's daughter's (a young Denise Richards) cleavage.
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I’m Bringing it back!

Kramer: “You know, I got a great idea for a cologne. ‘The Beach’. You spray it on and you smell like you just came home from the beach.”
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"Change your name to OJ!!..OJ Rifkin!"

Elaine trying to get her boyfriend Joel to change his first name.
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George: “I will never understand the bathrooms in this country. Why is it that the doors on the stalls do not come all the way down to the floor?”
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"She saw you without your toupee and she lost it...You blew it boy!..You really blew it!!"

Kramer scolding George for not wearing his toupee on his date.
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"Celeste? :scratch: .. No wait - Mulva!"
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Phyllis Simmons wrote: Sat Jun 26, 2021 3:32 pm "Celeste? :scratch: .. No wait - Mulva!"
Ohhh! 💡
(Runs to open the window, screams outside:)

“DELORES !!! DELOOOOORES !!!”
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Elaine; "Snapple?"

Baboo's brother; "No.....Too fruity."
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George - "I'm not racist, I'm not biased? If only Mr. Morgan could see me with all of my black friends?"
Jerry - "But you don't have any black friends. In fact besides us you don't have any white friends either?!"
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Postal Employee: "May I help you?"
Kramer: "Yeah, I'd like to cancel my mail."
Postal Employee: "Certainly. How long would you like us to hold it?"
Kramer: "Oh, no, no. I don't think you get me. I want out, permanently."
Newman: "I'll handle this, Violet. Why don't you take your three hour break?
Oh, calm down, everyone. No one's cancelling any mail."
Kramer: "Oh, yes, I am."
Newman: "What about your bills?"
Kramer: "The bank can pay 'em."
Newman: "The bank. What about your cards and letters?"
Kramer: "E-mail, telephones, fax machines. Fedex, telex, telegrams,
holograms."
Newman: "All right, it's true! Of course nobody needs mail. What do you
think, you're so clever for figuring that out? But you don't know the half of
what goes on here. So just walk away, Kramer. I beg of you."
Supervisor: "Is everything all right here, Postal Employee Newman?"
Newman: "Yes, sir, I believe everything is all squared away. Isn't it, Mr.
Kramer?"
Kramer: "Oh, yeah. As long as I stop getting mail!"
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Kramer: How did your date go?

Elaine: He took it out.
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"Well it was nice meeting you all..we really should be going...Onward and upward!"

George to Susan's family after they discover the box with the Cheever letters.
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Jerry, after George admits to devouring a partially-eaten eclair that he took from the trash:

"You, my friend, have crossed the line that divides man and bum. You are now a bum."
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"Love is supposed to be something between a man and a woman, not a man and a sandwich".

Jerry to George when he finds out George is eating food and combining it with his sexual activities.
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Puddy:
“Hey, how come people don’t have dip for dinner? Why is it only a snack, why can’t it be a meal, you know? I don’t understand stuff like that.”
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Bubble Boy: "So what's your story?"

George: "This is Susan..She works for NBC".

Bubble Boy (to Susan): "Then how about taking off your top?"
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^^That's it!..Thread is over...(mic-drop).^^
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😂 I made it all the way to “Aunt Baby” before I literally screamed.
I forgot that one. 😆
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FlamingRuth wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:25 am 😂 I made it all the way to “Aunt Baby” before I literally screamed.
I forgot that one. 😆
“She had problems… internal.”
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richardsimmons wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 11:05 am
FlamingRuth wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 10:25 am 😂 I made it all the way to “Aunt Baby” before I literally screamed.
I forgot that one. 😆
“She had problems… internal.”
Estelle is so random when she yells out, "Don't you talk about Hennie!" :lol: I love it!
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FlamingRuth wrote: Sun Aug 01, 2021 12:07 pm Estelle is so random when she yells out, "Don't you talk about Hennie!" :lol: I love it!
IMHO George is the most talented actor out of the main 4. & his parents were by far the best minor characters. I would have LOVED to have seen a show just about the Costanzas!

“Georgey, I always said your hands were so soft & milky what.”
“No. You never said milky white!!”
“I SAID MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!”
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“You know what this is? 🪙 It’s a silver dollar. Would you believe that when I was 18 I had a s-s-s-silver dollar collection?”
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richardsimmons wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:16 pm
IMHO George is the most talented actor out of the main 4. & his parents were by far the best minor characters. I would have LOVED to have seen a show just about the Costanzas!

“Georgey, I always said your hands were so soft & milky what.”
“No. You never said milky white!!”
“I SAID MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!”
🤣 I'm with ya 100%, Rich.
Hey-how about this one--
Estelle: "George likes the bananas!"
Frank: "So let him have bananas on the SIDE!!!"

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FlamingRuth wrote: Tue Aug 03, 2021 10:33 am
richardsimmons wrote: Mon Aug 02, 2021 9:16 pm
IMHO George is the most talented actor out of the main 4. & his parents were by far the best minor characters. I would have LOVED to have seen a show just about the Costanzas!

“Georgey, I always said your hands were so soft & milky what.”
“No. You never said milky white!!”
“I SAID MILKY WHITE!!!!!!!!!!!”
🤣 I'm with ya 100%, Rich.
Hey-how about this one--
Estelle: "George likes the bananas!"
Frank: "So let him have bananas on the SIDE!!!"

Oh ya! Same episode. “The Puffy Shirt” title, even though I think the best part of that episode & the title should be “The Hand Model.”

Georgey… what about the Jello?

(Pauses to think.)

I’ll take it in my room!
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Frank Costanza:
“Hey George, what do you like better? The ‘bro’ or the ‘mansiere’?”
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Newman: “Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
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ludzil wrote: Thu Aug 12, 2021 4:55 pm Newman: “Tuesday has no feel. Monday has a feel, Friday has a feel, Sunday has a feel.”
Newman, you stay here!

Why do I gotta stay in the car?

I might need someone to get me a soda. 🥤