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Got this from the Kiss subreddit:

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My favourite comment so far is

"Hey Gene... yeah.. he's still here. How do I make him leave?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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What we need is a gimmick! LOL!
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Alice - 'No, he looks fine and seems ok certainly doesn't seem sick but he keeps asking for the nurse, I don't get it !'
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Siri, is it pronounced Mill-walk-ee or Meel-EEE-walk-AAA?
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TheSpoiler wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:29 am Got this from the Kiss subreddit:

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My favourite comment so far is

"Hey Gene... yeah.. he's still here. How do I make him leave?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is perfect!
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Nevermind the caption Ace looks about ready to start a fight with the lady in the hat ! 🤣
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wjs296 wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 5:37 am
TheSpoiler wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 4:29 am Got this from the Kiss subreddit:

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My favourite comment so far is

"Hey Gene... yeah.. he's still here. How do I make him leave?"

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
That is perfect!
Yeah gets my vote, though I do like the Milwaukee comment too. :lol:
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"Yes, Gene... I think he should play solo material, too!"
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“Yeah Gene, his gloves are definitely off” 🤜😳
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"Hey Paul. Listen, um, my guitarist is planning on embarking on a solo career. Do you know of any blonde female guitarists that look just like her I can use to play the Nita character?"
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“Absolutely we’re following the strict Covid protocols. Everyone backstage is wearing a mask and social distancing. We care about our fans”
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"For the last time, Rachael...he DOESN'T want to talk to you..."
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Alice: "How do I get rid of this guy?"
Luthor: "I'll take care of it."
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“Get my manager on the line. Someone needs to tell Ace that the backstage buffet is for the Coop, not opening acts.”


“He keeps trying to sell me a used Jaguar.”


“We got a problem. Ace says the money isn't right. Are The Cult available?”
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'Oh, He's Back (The Spaceman behind the mask)'
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Woman: You sayin' you wanna make my toenails curl?

Ace: oh please..can I? can I?!

Alice: I said I wanted a 5 foot tarantula, not a tortilla!
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His Majesty wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:26 am "Hey Paul. Listen, um, my guitarist is planning on embarking on a solo career. Do you know of any blonde female guitarists that look just like her I can use to play the Nita character?"
Nicely played. :salut:
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“Hello 911? Yeah, Ace has gotten something…um…stuck again. No, bigger. We’re going to need some horse laxatives and the Jaws of Life.”
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"Hey Eddie, can you have Ace on, to ask the same old reunion question, so Ace can give the same old answer? We need the tour publicity, and besides... the Ace trolls need to keep their faux outrage juices flowing with the same old threads... yeah, uh huh... it's still a thing."
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Alice - 'Yeah we're going to need another snake - Ace turned the last one into a pair of boots !'

Ace - 'Ack !'
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No caption but question:
Is that a hotel room or a house? :?:
Any context to the photo? :?:
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Kissologist wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 7:06 am No caption but question:
Is that a hotel room or a house? :?:
Any context to the photo? :?:
Good question... it could be a shot from the Australian run.
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All I'm trying to say Mr Freeley is maybe if you balanced out your set list with a few of your solo tunes...
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Somebody already used my caption!
I've nothing left ...
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vinniestkulick wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 6:52 am "Hey Eddie, can you have Ace on, to ask the same old reunion question, so Ace can give the same old answer? We need the tour publicity, and besides... the Ace trolls need to keep their faux outrage juices flowing with the same old threads... yeah, uh huh... it's still a thing."
Well, someone had to piss on the thread somehow, I suppose :lol:
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Yeah Gene? He came over and he walked right past the bar. Now he is trying to get my sister in law to do some stupid dance and then make him some sushi.
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vdojaq wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 9:14 am Yeah Gene? He came over and he walked right past the bar. Now he is trying to get my sister in law to do some stupid dance and then make him some sushi.
:lol:
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I think they are talking about skiing ...
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Hotter Than Heck wrote: Thu Sep 23, 2021 5:36 am Siri, is it pronounced Mill-walk-ee or Meel-EEE-walk-AAA?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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“Hello, 9-1-1? Yeah, some homeless bum just wandered into my apartment, and he’s threatening to punch my wife if I don’t give him pizza!”
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I was expecting this picture:

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gappvembe wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 5:50 am I was expecting this picture:

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True beauty must be on the inside
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Cheryl: "No, when we shock Alice in an electric chair, it's not real... what do you mean 'you want to try it?'"
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gappvembe wrote: Fri Sep 24, 2021 5:50 am Image
I recognize Alice.
Who’s the homeless meth head on his right?
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Alice: “Get me the JDL."
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"There's a video on YouTube of Ace saying WHAT?"
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