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A lot of people must be cancelling. I was about number 140 on the waitlist last summer. I was only on the waitlist for about a week or two before a spot opened up for me.
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Who the hell wants to cruise right now?
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So Cruel wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:04 pm Who the hell wants to cruise right now?
I do.
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Love how small Tommy & Eric are represented! Whatever ... the $0.oo down part is, indeed, an incentive!
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Bruce wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:08 pm Love how small Tommy & Eric are represented! Whatever ... the $0.oo down part is, indeed, an incentive!
Do you think you might come?
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I think they would do better with the bookings if they rebranded the cruise from "Kiss Kruise-Psycho Circus X" to
"Kiss Kruise -Sicker Than Hell X?" And targeted the freedom-loving fans who find solace in the numerical odds. Just because Paul and Gene got Covid doesn't mean that you will with all of the protection offered on that cruise liner. And if you do get sick, I am sure that Gene and Paul will cough up the $ to help you with your medical expenses.
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Sorry, Southernkiss not this trip. It would be great to hang out with all you fellas on a Kruise, though! It surely would ...
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Sorry if I'm out of it here, but Psycho Circus is the theme? Wow, not to offend anyone that loves that record but that doesn't seem like one to inspire the Army
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The rooms look really nice, even the small ones. Getting one with the private deck to chill on must be fantastic.

I also agree with 'Psycho Circus' being a lame theme. Sucked in 1998, sucks now. Wonder if Tommy will sing "Into the Void?"
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No thanks. Let's get this damn virus under control before I set foot on a cruise ship.
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The chances of death after this KK are significant, many are shall we say not in the best of health at the best of times let alone during a surging pandemic on a cruise ship that is a notoriously unhealthy environment at all times!
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redinthesky wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:21 pm
I also agree with 'Psycho Circus' being a lame theme. Sucked in 1998, sucks now. Wonder if Tommy will sing "Into the Void?"
I hope they sing "You Wanted The Best" with Eric and Tommy singing Ace and Peter's parts but change their lyrics to positive things.
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Commotion on the ocean? God those guys just come up with juvenile lame shit now.
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Kovid Kruise more like
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Conversation between Gene and the cruise line :

Gene: We want to call it Kiss Kovid Kruise.

Cruise line: Gene, you can't. That is inappropriate on so many levels.

Gene: We are Kiss. We can do whatever we want.

Cruise line : No.
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Maybe if they had all living Kiss members it'd sell better?
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If they paid me, I might consider going.
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The 'Psycho Circus' theme. Pathetic.

Serious question, is there an active band more completely creatively bankrupt than Gene and Paul?
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Statuegirl21 wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:41 pm Commotion on the ocean? God those guys just come up with juvenile lame shit now.
Sicko Sickness: Disease on the High Seas...
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Psycovid Circus. And I say welcome to the ICU.
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Smacks of desperation, they know that another raft of cabins will be cancelled by non US cruisers at the 30 day deadline. The cruise should have been cancelled this year instead Sixthman and Kiss have decided to plough on regardless. This one will come back to bite them on the arse!!

A real smack in the chops for the international KISS Army who have filled the coffers on the previous nine cruises.
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TheKISSProject7312 wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:21 am Psycovid Circus. And I say welcome to the ICU.
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redinthesky wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:21 pm The rooms look really nice, even the small ones. Getting one with the private deck to chill on must be fantastic.

I also agree with 'Psycho Circus' being a lame theme. Sucked in 1998, sucks now. Wonder if Tommy will sing "Into the Void?"
Eric can get his piano shell ready for a rendition of "I Finally Found My Way."

drgbootz wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:04 pm The chances of death after this KK are significant, many are shall we say not in the best of health at the best of times let alone during a surging pandemic on a cruise ship that is a notoriously unhealthy environment at all times!
Not to be too cynical, but a few months after there could be a lot of good deals on KISS stuff when surviving family members start selling off the collections of the departed die hards. I could use an original CotN LP.
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I can't believe they haven't worked "My Uncle Is A Raft" into the Kruise activities.

Gene's My Uncle Is A Raft Float Contest. Big guys can get in the pool to see if they can float as their significant others jump on top of them.
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Doose wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 11:25 am I can't believe they haven't worked "My Uncle Is A Raft" into the Kruise activities.

Gene's My Uncle Is A Raft Float Contest. Big guys can get in the pool to see if they can float as their significant others jump on top of them.
That’s a $1,500 add on experience, but you have to spend the whole cruise on the raft, and you have to bring your own.
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LMFAO!!!
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Nately120 wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:52 am
redinthesky wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 7:21 pm The rooms look really nice, even the small ones. Getting one with the private deck to chill on must be fantastic.

I also agree with 'Psycho Circus' being a lame theme. Sucked in 1998, sucks now. Wonder if Tommy will sing "Into the Void?"
Eric can get his piano shell ready for a rendition of "I Finally Found My Way."

drgbootz wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 11:04 pm The chances of death after this KK are significant, many are shall we say not in the best of health at the best of times let alone during a surging pandemic on a cruise ship that is a notoriously unhealthy environment at all times!
Not to be too cynical, but a few months after there could be a lot of good deals on KISS stuff when surviving family members start selling off the collections of the departed die hards. I could use an original CotN LP.
Not cynical at all, except you just killed off KISS fans before the boat sets sail :roll:
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Ozone1978 wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 3:35 pmLMFAO!!!
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Glasgow Kiss wrote: Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:16 amSicko Sickness: Disease on the High Seas...
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Maybe Gene could spit vaccines instead of fire during God of Thunder?
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He doesn’t spit fire during God of Thunder.
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Get on the fucking boat, people!!!!!

50 years. You OWE it to US!!!
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Uh, pass.
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Doose wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 4:14 pm "Book Now and Pay Later"
Sounds about right!!!
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Kiss-Army-Sergeant wrote: Mon Sep 13, 2021 8:03 pm No thanks. Let's get this damn virus under control before I set foot on a cruise ship.
That isn’t going to be happening as long as corporations are raking in massive amounts of money.
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Maybe Gene will load up the boat with KISS KASKETS so he gets your money coming AND going -