We Love It Fake

Eddie Van Hazel · Post by **Eddie Van Hazel** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:49 pm

Cracked up watching this. Funny stuff.

gabbagabba · Post by **gabbagabba** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:03 pm

I'm not a huge fan of this guy, but I really enjoyed it :mrgreen:

highvoltage1969 · Post by **highvoltage1969** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:05 pm

soeuropean wrote: ↑Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:43 pm

vinniestkulick · Post by **vinniestkulick** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:10 pm

I'm usually in tears within the first minute of his stuff. Hilarious.

Post by **Admin** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:12 pm

Agree or disagree, Ralph's awesome.

Post by **Fartbone** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:16 pm

I need that tent

69th_B1izard · Post by **69th_B1izard** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:18 pm

A definite original! Lol

andykiss78 · Post by **andykiss78** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:21 pm

I'm one of the BIGGEST sheep around and I still think this is damn funny. I don't always agree with Ralph, but he ALWAYS cracks me up.

SaintN'Sinner83 · Post by **SaintN'Sinner83** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:35 pm

Now that is how you do a KISS song parody.

KlassicKISS54 · Post by **KlassicKISS54** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:55 pm

I'll never hear that song the same way again.

stutterer · Post by **stutterer** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:04 pm

He should do all his videos as riffing on Kiss songs.

AllCanadianMan · Post by **AllCanadianMan** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:11 pm

Saw this tonight and thought it was freaking hilarious! And glad to see I not the only one. He don’t hold anything back, ALL HAIL THE DR. OF FUKK!!!!

mobin666 · Post by **mobin666** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 10:45 pm

Ralph’s Phantom of the park is fucking epic

jbromusic · Post by **jbromusic** » Wed Feb 13, 2019 11:34 pm

Now this is %^&*!@# funny!!!!!!

banks · Post by **banks** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:10 am

As a whole I didn't find it very funny, but there were some brilliant details like "Eric Singer, Peter Criss until the end..........of the road", or the "Kiss tent" that kept reappearing.

Thunderous_Lay · Post by **Thunderous_Lay** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:15 am

Whether it's funny or not is subjective ( I found it hilarious, myself ) but even so, one thing is for sure: this guy is an utter dreadful singer and yet, somehow, he still manages to sound better than Paul...

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, indeed.

banks · Post by **banks** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:18 am

I must say that, now that I saw Paul actually naming artists in such a bad light (the acoustic performance in the beginning of that video), I think he deserves every bit of the crap he's getting for his faking.

Mackemkiss · Post by **Mackemkiss** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:50 am

Excellent from RV!!
I used to love his and Ian’s podcast. Have they stopped doing it anyone know?

Mackemkiss · Post by **Mackemkiss** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:50 am

Excellent from RV!!
I used to love his and Ian’s podcast. Have they stopped doing it anyone know?

Post by **soeuropean** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:19 am

Still doing it.

Mackemkiss · Post by **Mackemkiss** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:25 am

soeuropean wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:19 am Still doing it.

Have they changed feeds or something then ? Not showing up on my phone

Kisscandinavia · Post by **Kisscandinavia** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:45 am

Fantastic Dr.Fukk !!!

Ikons · Post by **Ikons** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:02 am

That clip at the beginning is so prescient. It's embarrassing with the knowledge we have now.

Thunderous_Lay · Post by **Thunderous_Lay** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:07 am

Ikons wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:02 am That clip at the beginning is so prescient. It's embarrassing with the knowledge we have now.

KISS®, being short-sighted since 1973...

UltraCynic · Post by **UltraCynic** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:42 am

That little clip at the beginning frames the song perfectly. My cynicism is legendary and yet I laughed along with this song. Genius!

Buy the KISS tent!

slide · Post by **slide** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:45 am

HOFCity · Post by **HOFCity** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:48 am

I must have a much different sense of humor.

Did not find that funny at all - excruciating to listen to , maybe , but not funny.

leifs · Post by **leifs** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 6:57 am

Where can I buy a Kiss tent?

Arrogant · Post by **Arrogant** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:16 am

Brilliant -- and you've got to love the projection going on during the first clip...

Post by **Trailer Park Boy** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 7:21 am

Humor is as subjective as the current state of KISS. Guess I'll go listen to Emerson, Lake, and Palmer.

Vandelay Industries · Post by **Vandelay Industries** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:07 am

Those vocals were pretty grating, but years of Paul's grating vocals prepared me well, lol

Vocals notwithstanding, some clever lyrical phrasing there, and dig the callbacks to the Kiss tent

gene therapist · Post by **gene therapist** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:18 am

Peter "The Spoiler" Criss vs. Eric "The Tent" Singer

missingdiver · Post by **missingdiver** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:49 am

Ha ha the spoiler vs the tent...epic stuff. So sad that its all true...

Crazy how Paul and Gene almost went out of their way to mock other artists who use tracks...like even after Pauls voice was shot and the writing was on the wall....? Just insane how they set themselves up for all this.

Where's Drago? · Post by **Where's Drago?** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:21 pm

Oh, Dr. You make me smile. Absolute class.

Fucking KISS tent, lol. Quality.

Post by **John Wick** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:27 pm

What KISS has pathetically become has never been captured better than this. Absolutely brilliant and 100% factual.

Crown Royal · Post by **Crown Royal** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:36 pm

Ouch!

But, KISS brought this on themselves

There was a time shit like this would bother me. But thanks to Paul and Gene's terrible handling of their final few years, I don't have to worry about that anymore.

Crown Royal · Post by **Crown Royal** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:38 pm

missingdiver wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 8:49 am

Crazy how Paul and Gene almost went out of their way to mock other artists who use tracks...like even after Pauls voice was shot and the writing was on the wall....? Just insane how they set themselves up for all this.

Yep, and I don't feel sorry for them in the least

There's the bed you made, gentlemen, enjoy lying in it (no pun intended)

spacekace · Post by **spacekace** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:39 pm

Tragically hilarious. I hope Paul sees this.

Easy Catman · Post by **Easy Catman** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 3:55 pm

Thunderous_Lay wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 1:15 am Whether it's funny or not is subjective ( I found it hilarious, myself ) but even so, one thing is for sure: this guy is an utter dreadful singer and yet, somehow, he still manages to sound better than Paul...

Welcome to the Twilight Zone, indeed.

Yes the Doctor should have used a bit of Sonic Lube himself there, but funny as Fukk as usual

In the Suds · Post by **In the Suds** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:03 pm

What's even funnier is the KISS tent was almost a real thing.

Post by **Trance** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 4:07 pm

LMAO

Awesome!

Marco · Post by **Marco** » Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:53 pm

Nice one Dr.

Just imagining what Paul & Gene's reaction would be if they watched it?

Paul, would be mortified and furious, denouncing the good Dr. as a loser.

Gene, would be thinking: "Mmmm Kiss tent"

"$3,000 for a Kiss tent and you get The Vault and a log for your campfire free".

fazelinear · Post by **fazelinear** » Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:43 pm

Someone told me most everyone hates me here. Surprise to see its the other way around on this post. Thanks to all the cool people toward me here.

Kisscandinavia · Post by **Kisscandinavia** » Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:57 pm

Marco wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:53 pm Nice one Dr.

Just imagining what Paul & Gene's reaction would be if they watched it?

Paul, would be mortified and furious, denouncing the good Dr. as a loser.

Gene, would be thinking: "Mmmm Kiss tent"

"$3,000 for a Kiss tent and you get The Vault and a log for your campfire free".

Gene should start selling autographed logs with a handwritten text: "Put this log in your fireplace - Gene Simmons" Only $999 per log.

Marco · Post by **Marco** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:09 am

Kisscandinavia wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:57 pm
Marco wrote: ↑Thu Feb 14, 2019 5:53 pm Nice one Dr.

Just imagining what Paul & Gene's reaction would be if they watched it?

Paul, would be mortified and furious, denouncing the good Dr. as a loser.

Gene, would be thinking: "Mmmm Kiss tent"

"$3,000 for a Kiss tent and you get The Vault and a log for your campfire free".

Gene should start selling autographed logs with a handwritten text: "Put this log in your fireplace - Gene Simmons" Only $999 per log.

Does the tent come free with the very expensive log or is it extra?

Marco · Post by **Marco** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:13 am

fazelinear wrote: ↑Sun Feb 17, 2019 11:43 pm Someone told me most everyone hates me here. Surprise to see its the other way around on this post. Thanks to all the cool people toward me here.

Is that you good Doctor?

Loved your review of one of the later Peter Criss albums, the dream sequence.

fazelinear · Post by **fazelinear** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:17 am

Yes, its me. Thank you, Marco!

Marco · Post by **Marco** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:45 am

fazelinear wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:17 am Yes, its me. Thank you, Marco!

Pleased to meet you Ralph, you're welcome.

You would have done Kiss more good than harm over your series of Podcasts. I checked out some Sabbath albums because of your reviews.

We know what made Kiss great and its gone. It's great that you're calling it out, they're disgracing themselves and its sad.

By the way, if they do put out a Kiss tent, make sure you hit Gene up for a commission.

banks · Post by **banks** » Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:52 am

Marco wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 2:45 am
fazelinear wrote: ↑Mon Feb 18, 2019 12:17 am Yes, its me. Thank you, Marco!
Pleased to meet you Ralph, you're welcome.

You would have done Kiss more good than harm over your series of Podcasts. I checked out some Sabbath albums because of your reviews.

We know what made Kiss great and its gone. It's great that you're calling it out, they're disgracing themselves and its sad.

By the way, if they do put out a Kiss tent, make sure you hit Gene up for a commission.

I'm sure if Gene sees the video, when it gets to the tent bit he will go "Hey....HEY!" and forgets about the rest.