Toilet Seats

His Majesty · Post by **His Majesty** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:58 am

KISS Toilet seats...
KISS toilet paper...
Gene & Paul acting like asses...
It all makes sense now.

Thunderous_Lay · Post by **Thunderous_Lay** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:00 am

It's worth a Deuce, I'm sure.

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:00 am

His Majesty wrote:KISS Toilet seats...
KISS toilet paper...
Gene & Paul acting like asses...
It all makes sense now.

And releasing a lot of turds

missingdiver · Post by **missingdiver** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:20 am

Two words...shit sandwich.

BlackDiamond67 · Post by **BlackDiamond67** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:57 am

missingdiver wrote:Two words...shit sandwich.

Nice avatar!

scotty_rhoads · Post by **scotty_rhoads** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 11:59 am

wow....spaceballs called this lol

metaldad · Post by **metaldad** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 12:09 pm

I’m surprised this didn’t happen years ago
Cool gift if you have a shitter in your man cave
Definitely not as embarrassing as Hello Kitty
Of that fuckin waffle maker

HOFCity · Post by **HOFCity** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:23 pm

My favorite band would rather put out this than music.

Little embarrassing - good thing noone pays any attention to this band.

pepperkitty · Post by **pepperkitty** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 1:29 pm

I’ve got the destroyer shower curtain, might as well get the shitter seat!
Anyone know where they are available to purchase?

Thunderous_Lay · Post by **Thunderous_Lay** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 2:24 pm

Wait...

Some folks are actually irate over this...? Seriously...?!

kissjrj · Post by **kissjrj** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:39 pm

HOFCity wrote:My favorite band would rather put out this than music.

Little embarrassing - good thing noone pays any attention to this band.

Are your feelings hurt?

PsychoElder · Post by **PsychoElder** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 3:58 pm

I saw some of these a couple months ago on kiss4sale, I think that’s where I saw them. Solo albums, Love Gun, Destroyer among others.

Edit: KISS Army Warehouse is where I saw them.

67321 · Post by **67321** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 4:09 pm

Gene: "I think everyone needs heroes in their lives, whether it's Superman, Santa Clause, or KISS. We're all things to all people.. we're KISS."

ACESTATION · Post by **ACESTATION** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:02 pm

pepperkitty wrote:I’ve got the destroyer shower curtain, might as well get the shitter seat!
Anyone know where they are available to purchase?

Other ideas would be a kiss shower curtain with a huge photo of destroyer (on the inside of the shower) or a giant sticker of KISS that covers the bottom of your bathtub.

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:10 pm

I think KISS overuse some images. They have a lot of images and photos..but they use only a few.

But anyway..90% of KISS merch is bullshit. Like the air guitar strings.

People get pissed because they have a lot of songs to release in KISS vaults or put an effort to make new music..but instead release these shits nobody wants.

Your wish is our command my ass.

Crimson Harpoon · Post by **Crimson Harpoon** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:22 pm

HOFCity wrote:My favorite band would rather put out this than music.

Little embarrassing - good thing noone pays any attention to this band.

Sadly, people would rather buy this shit than their music.

firekiss · Post by **firekiss** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:24 pm

rewind84 wrote:People get pissed because they have a lot of songs to release in KISS vaults or put an effort to make new music..but instead release these shits nobody wants.

Not sure how the 2 are related other than these merchandising deals make more money than releasing music.

All it takes to do these deals is a swipe of the pen. hardly taking time away from doing anything else they choose to do.

No point in getting pissed because 60-70 year olds are living their life exactly as they choose. I hope I'm afforded the same luxury when I'm that age.

Crimson Harpoon · Post by **Crimson Harpoon** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:28 pm

firekiss wrote:
rewind84 wrote:People get pissed because they have a lot of songs to release in KISS vaults or put an effort to make new music..but instead release these shits nobody wants.
Not sure how the 2 are related other than these merchandising deals make more money than releasing music.

All it takes to do these deals is a swipe of the pen. hardly taking time away from doing anything else they choose to do.

No point in getting pissed because 60-70 year olds are living their life exactly as they choose. I hope I'm afforded the same luxury when I'm that age.

All well & good for them, but as a fan, this kinda shit is pretty fuckin' embarrassing.

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:31 pm

firekiss wrote:
rewind84 wrote:People get pissed because they have a lot of songs to release in KISS vaults or put an effort to make new music..but instead release these shits nobody wants.
Not sure how the 2 are related other than these merchandising deals make more money than releasing music.

All it takes to do these deals is a swipe of the pen. hardly taking time away from doing anything else they choose to do.

No point in getting pissed because 60-70 year olds are living their life exactly as they choose. I hope I'm afforded the same luxury when I'm that age.

Off course they make more money doing that. But the fans are fans...not banks or shit storages. I rather buy a new box set, kissology 4, than toilet seats.

It just make more sense for a band release new music than toilet paper.

And you wont have any luxury if you waste your money buying overpriced toilet seats. lol

Crimson Harpoon · Post by **Crimson Harpoon** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:36 pm

Seriously... Who over the age of 12 would want a KISS toilet seat in their home?

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 6:46 pm

Crimson Harpoon wrote:Seriously... Who over the age of 12 would want a KISS toilet seat in their home?

41Mets · Post by **41Mets** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:05 pm

rewind84 wrote:

I thought you would like a Paul one the best, since you seem to think he is so full of shit - Ack!

firekiss · Post by **firekiss** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:12 pm

Crimson Harpoon wrote:
firekiss wrote:
rewind84 wrote:People get pissed because they have a lot of songs to release in KISS vaults or put an effort to make new music..but instead release these shits nobody wants.
Not sure how the 2 are related other than these merchandising deals make more money than releasing music.

All it takes to do these deals is a swipe of the pen. hardly taking time away from doing anything else they choose to do.

No point in getting pissed because 60-70 year olds are living their life exactly as they choose. I hope I'm afforded the same luxury when I'm that age.
All well & good for them, but as a fan, this kinda shit is pretty fuckin' embarrassing.

Not embarrassing at all. No different to colorforms, rub and play sets or any other form of merchandise.

41Mets · Post by **41Mets** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:17 pm

firekiss wrote:
Crimson Harpoon wrote:
firekiss wrote:
rewind84 wrote:People get pissed because they have a lot of songs to release in KISS vaults or put an effort to make new music..but instead release these shits nobody wants.
Not sure how the 2 are related other than these merchandising deals make more money than releasing music.

All it takes to do these deals is a swipe of the pen. hardly taking time away from doing anything else they choose to do.

No point in getting pissed because 60-70 year olds are living their life exactly as they choose. I hope I'm afforded the same luxury when I'm that age.
All well & good for them, but as a fan, this kinda shit is pretty fuckin' embarrassing.
Not embarrassing at all. No different to colorforms, rub and play sets or any other form of merchandise.

I have always enjoyed a lot of Kiss merch, most notably the better action figures, throws, bar stools, the lights and lamps, some wall art, etc. Some is silly like rubber duckies. But it's often fun to get something cool with the band emblazoned on it. The music is the best part of being a fan, but I like a lot of the extras.

ManOf1000Feces · Post by **ManOf1000Feces** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:18 pm

pepperkitty wrote:I’ve got the destroyer shower curtain, might as well get the shitter seat!
Anyone know where they are available to purchase?

They have them at the Kiss Monster Mini-Golf in Las Vegas. They also have several items "from Gene's personal collection" for the vault compartment such as 2011 calendars.

41Mets · Post by **41Mets** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 8:37 pm

I used to have a Kiss room back when I had a bigger place. If I move out of the NYC area again maybe I will resurrect it. No room for a lot of the stuff nowadays.

ManifestBlasphemy · Post by **ManifestBlasphemy** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 9:16 pm

Not surprised at all.

67321 · Post by **67321** » Thu Jun 14, 2018 10:21 pm

rewind84 wrote:
Crimson Harpoon wrote:Seriously... Who over the age of 12 would want a KISS toilet seat in their home?

I truly miss this turd-dropping-demon, I wish it was '92-'95 all over again! Damn, 3 great fuckin' years gone, but never ever forgotten!!

HOFCity · Post by **HOFCity** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:21 am

kissjrj wrote:
HOFCity wrote:My favorite band would rather put out this than music.

Little embarrassing - good thing noone pays any attention to this band.
Are your feelings hurt?

huh ?

LOL

richardsimmons · Post by **richardsimmons** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 4:41 am

My 2 cents:

If someone has mainstream football team decorations in their bathroom, or on their 2 year old’s clothing, no one thinks this is strange.

But if it’s KISS or Marilyn Manson in their bathroom or toddler’s clothes, people will be so judgmental.

I see no problem with these toilet seats themselves. I like the RnRO one. I see more of a problem with the fact that if the Ace one sells the most, he won’t see any of the profits. (Cue: Tommy-worshippers & republicans saying Ace is a worthless drug addict who got what he deserved, blah blah blah.)

Post by **ZachAttack** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:32 am

missingdiver wrote:Two words...shit sandwich.

you can't print that

Post by **ZachAttack** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 6:35 am

I would just like to go on record by stating that Yes, I would rather have one of these than a new album.

By the way, 聖飢魔II already did this years ago

JohnBergless · Post by **JohnBergless** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:00 am

I like the custom urinal screens. Ever seen those? You see them a lot on college campuses at sporting events, particularly when arch rival teams are in town visiting. Alum booster groups will often order a bunch and place them in the restrooms during games as a fundraiser. Piss on Wisconsin, Piss on whomever.

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:34 am

I think its better have one of these than use a KISS condom.

battra · Post by **battra** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 7:43 am

richardsimmons wrote:My 2 cents:

If someone has mainstream football team decorations in their bathroom, or on their 2 year old’s clothing, no one thinks this is strange.

But if it’s KISS or Marilyn Manson in their bathroom or toddler’s clothes, people will be so judgmental.

I see no problem with these toilet seats themselves. I like the RnRO one. I see more of a problem with the fact that if the Ace one sells the most, he won’t see any of the profits. (Cue: Tommy-worshippers & republicans saying Ace is a worthless drug addict who got what he deserved, blah blah blah.)

You're comparing art to athletics.

I see that comparison as invalid personally.

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:08 am

I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

His Majesty · Post by **His Majesty** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 8:20 am

rewind84 wrote:I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

I saw small children dressed up like Papa at a Ghost concert. It was pretty freaking awesome, if you ask me.

Ikons · Post by **Ikons** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 9:48 am

His Majesty wrote:
rewind84 wrote:I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

I saw small children dressed up like Papa at a Ghost concert. It was pretty freaking awesome, if you ask me.

Papa is very safe compared to Manson.

His Majesty · Post by **His Majesty** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:40 am

Ikons wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
rewind84 wrote:I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

I saw small children dressed up like Papa at a Ghost concert. It was pretty freaking awesome, if you ask me.
Papa is very safe compared to Manson.

Maybe Charles, but not Marilyn. That guy is as harmless as Alice Cooper.

battra · Post by **battra** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:48 am

His Majesty wrote:
Ikons wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
rewind84 wrote:I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

I saw small children dressed up like Papa at a Ghost concert. It was pretty freaking awesome, if you ask me.
Papa is very safe compared to Manson.
Maybe Charles, but not Marilyn. That guy is as harmless as Alice Cooper.

Papa tosses out a few less f-bombs, but to Middle America, Marilyn Manson is the root of all evil.

His Majesty · Post by **His Majesty** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:49 am

battra wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
Ikons wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
rewind84 wrote:I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

I saw small children dressed up like Papa at a Ghost concert. It was pretty freaking awesome, if you ask me.
Papa is very safe compared to Manson.
Maybe Charles, but not Marilyn. That guy is as harmless as Alice Cooper.
Papa tosses out a few less f-bombs, but to Middle America, Marilyn Manson is the root of all evil.

Yeah...in 1998.

battra · Post by **battra** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:54 am

His Majesty wrote:
battra wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
Ikons wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
rewind84 wrote:I like Marilyn Manson...but toddlers dressed up with his gear would be very weird. Lol

I saw small children dressed up like Papa at a Ghost concert. It was pretty freaking awesome, if you ask me.
Papa is very safe compared to Manson.
Maybe Charles, but not Marilyn. That guy is as harmless as Alice Cooper.
Papa tosses out a few less f-bombs, but to Middle America, Marilyn Manson is the root of all evil.
Yeah...in 1998.

Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:55 am

Marilyn Manson now is a chubby sweetheart.

He was the devil back in the 90s during the Antichrist tour..but now. I feel sorry for him, alcohol destroyed his career. His concerts now are terrible..he cant sing..move..and he sounds like he doesnt care anymore.

His Majesty · Post by **His Majesty** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:56 am

battra wrote:Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.

The only people that listen to Pence are Pence and his immediate circle of cult members.

battra · Post by **battra** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 10:57 am

His Majesty wrote:
battra wrote:Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.
The only people that listen to Pence are Pence and his immediate circle of cult members.

Interestingly enough, I drove through Indianapolis a couple weeks ago...

That football stadium...it's a gorgeous cathedral to the NFL.

The rest of that City...

Utter shithole.

Complete and total shithole.

pepperkitty · Post by **pepperkitty** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:46 am

battra wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
battra wrote:Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.
The only people that listen to Pence are Pence and his immediate circle of cult members.
Interestingly enough, I drove through Indianapolis a couple weeks ago...

That football stadium...it's a gorgeous cathedral to the NFL.

The rest of that City...

Utter shithole.

Complete and total shithole.

The racetrack is awesome.

battra · Post by **battra** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 11:56 am

pepperkitty wrote:
battra wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
battra wrote:Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.
The only people that listen to Pence are Pence and his immediate circle of cult members.
Interestingly enough, I drove through Indianapolis a couple weeks ago...

That football stadium...it's a gorgeous cathedral to the NFL.

The rest of that City...

Utter shithole.

Complete and total shithole.
The racetrack is awesome.

I did not see the racetrack...just the broken down houses, busted streets, and shitty ass gas stations...

rewind84 · Post by **rewind84** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:02 pm

battra wrote:
pepperkitty wrote:
battra wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
battra wrote:Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.
The only people that listen to Pence are Pence and his immediate circle of cult members.
Interestingly enough, I drove through Indianapolis a couple weeks ago...

That football stadium...it's a gorgeous cathedral to the NFL.

The rest of that City...

Utter shithole.

Complete and total shithole.
The racetrack is awesome.
I did not see the racetrack...just the broken down houses, busted streets, and shitty ass gas stations...

battra · Post by **battra** » Fri Jun 15, 2018 12:11 pm

rewind84 wrote:
battra wrote:
pepperkitty wrote:
battra wrote:
His Majesty wrote:
battra wrote:Until such point as Mike Pence mentions Papa in a rally, they won't be seen as dangerous in this country.
The only people that listen to Pence are Pence and his immediate circle of cult members.
Interestingly enough, I drove through Indianapolis a couple weeks ago...

That football stadium...it's a gorgeous cathedral to the NFL.

The rest of that City...

Utter shithole.

Complete and total shithole.
The racetrack is awesome.
I did not see the racetrack...just the broken down houses, busted streets, and shitty ass gas stations...

Once you get past Lucas Oil Stadium...

It kind of is like Mad Max... or LA in Futurama...