ALBUM FOCUS
From the "KISS Album Focus" (Unpublished Third Edition) © 2004, Julian Gill

A solo album each, from Gene Simmons and Paul Stanley, had formed part of KISS' 1989 contract renegotiation with PolyGram records. However, with the band's activity during the period that followed this arrangement solo plans would never materialize for either of the core members of the band. Once KISS left their long-time record label in 2002 word started to seep into the public domain that these projects were once again possibilities. Gene had himself posted on his website in April 2002 that he had "just came back from putting down vocals on a new tune called 'Wait.' Very excited about it. In two weeks or so, will do a demo of another new song called 'All The Kids With Painted Faces'" (GeneSimmons.com) - never mentioning whether these were geared towards a possible KISS record or not.

With the number of extra-KISS projects he was already involved with, from books to magazines to lecture tours to clothing and more, it is not particularly surprising that Gene Simmons was the first to announce plans for a solo outing. In March 2003 Gene wrote on his website, "We also reviewed some of my plans for a Gene Simmons solo record. The record will not be recorded and released until sometime in the new year. But, I can tell you, I'm about as excited as I've ever been. For those of you who will be e mailing to find out info about the kind of record it's going to be, or what it's going to look like - wait 'n see" (GeneSimmons.com). By May '03 the first solid reports of Gene's solo venture were starting appearing in the press. Initially "Waiting for the Morning Light," "Black Tongue," "Dog," "Looking Out The Window," and "Asshole" would be mentioned as songs which would be recorded for the album. In what seemed to be a repeat of his 1978 outing, it appeared that Gene was going to utilize the services of a plethora of guest artists. "The bassist is also courting the likes of John Mellencamp, Axl Rose, and Trey Anastasio for guest vocals," (Billboard) would be some of the names dropped along with early reports about the album which was clearly at quite an advanced stage, even at this early point.

Of these early songs "the funky, acoustic guitar-laced 'Dog' recalls Warren Zevon's 'Werewolves of London' and the soulful, mid-tempo 'Waiting for the Morning Light,' a relationship song, is reminiscent of Daryl Hall. 'Looking Out the Window' is a sentimental, Beatles-inspired number that features lap steel. Another cut, 'Asshole,' is more of a straightforward, rock guitar-driven track" (Billboard). The last of these tracks would be one of the first to get full publicity, not only a result of the song's title. On May 28th the band Shirley's Temple announced that Gene would be recording their song "Asshole" for his album. The band had originally submitted a demo to Gene for consideration for his revived Simmons record label. According to Gene, "I'd like to say I wrote the song, but I did not. It came from a Norwegian group called Shirley's Temple. The rest of the material just didn't hold up. But this one song had something to it. And so what I did I rewrote some of the lyrics and rearranged the song. What I like about Asshole is, well first of all, it's going to test the boundaries of what the FCC allows" (Canoe.ca). Gene's revival of his record label had been very fruitful with the number of demos that had been submitted to him. While he really didn't like many of the artists enough to sign them he did find the opportunity of obtain material from these unknowns for his own use.

"Black Tongue" had an even more interesting story. While Billboard had reported that Gene planned on building this song around an unused Frank Zappa riff titled "Black Tongue" the history of the piece had already been distorted even from this early stage. That original riff had originally formed the basis of a Zappa instrumental "Black Napkins" which had been released in 1976 on Frank's "Zoot Allures" album. Even the title had been transformed with Gene suggesting that he was using "Frank's title 'Black Tongue'" (GeneSimmons.com). The piece had also had several live releases on Frank's albums. Gene hoped that "(Zappa's children) Dweezil, Ahmet, and everybody to play on it, and to take Frank's voice and create a brand new song. It's very dark, very sort of King Crimson, 'In the Court of the Crimson King'-kind of sound, with 7/8 time" (Billboard). It is likely that a bit of misinformation had occurred in referring to the piece as being base on an unused riff rather than a possibly unused (officially anyway) live recording of the piece. According to Gene, "When Frank was alive, he invited me over to his home and I sat around with his family, and he was very gracious. After he passed away, I asked his wife whether or not he had any unfinished songs, and [Zappa's son] Dweezil brought over a thirty-second tidbit of a piece originally called 'Black Tongue'" (Rolling Stone).

Gene would use parts of the live recording, including some of Frank's stage banter, and have Frank's widow Gail, sons Dweezil and Ahmet, and daughter Moon perform backing vocals on the song. Dweezil would also add guitar to the track. More amusingly, perhaps, is that Gene wasn't given the song (as one would expect). He licensed the piece from "Extraordinary Teamwork, a limited concern that allows music producers and artists to license unreleased music by FZ" (IdiotBastard). According to Gail Zappa, "those interested may license and incorporate the music into their own work, as long as Frank gets co-writing credit for the song or composition. There are other stipulations as well in the licensing agreement. These renewable licenses will get Zappa music to the public who may not have otherwise heard it. The first licensee in Gene Simmons, who is using sections of a live performance - including Frank's vocals - into a work he is calling 'Black Tongue'" (IdiotBastard).

"Waiting For The Morning Light" marked the long-awaited use of Gene's collaboration with the legendary Bob Dylan. In press during 2003 Gene recounted the writing of the piece, "we understood each other right away. He picked up an acoustic guitar, and we just tossed it back and forth, 'How 'bout this, how 'bout that?' And he started to strum, because he - at least with me - tended to talk and strum guitar at the same time. And as soon as I heard the first three or four chords, I went, 'Wait, wait, what's that? Do that again.' So I went and started to write a lyric around that" (Billboard). Originally written in 1991/2, Gene has happily admitted that this song would not be suitable for a KISS record. The music was written at Gene's guest house, and while Gene would write a lyric for the song and demo it he considered it an unfinished work in progress which was referred to as "Laughing When I Want To Cry," which would remain in the lyrics of the finished 2004 song. According to Gene, "what came out was kind of a Tom Petty/Traveling Wilburys song. I wanted him to write the lyrics, but he asked me to do it, so I did. The lyrics are okay, but they sure ain't Dylan" (Guitar School, 7/92).

Gene expands on the history of the song: "I wanted to write a song with Dylan. So, like most things I do, I bull headedly picked up the phone, tracked down his manager and said 'Hi, I'm that guy who sticks his tongue out and I wanna write a song with Dylan,' or words to that effect. The results could only be 'yes' and 'no.' Dylan said yes.... He came over to my house a few years back and we sat down and started throwing ideas around. Bob came up with a melody/chordal pattern.... I chimed in with a melody/chorus idea and voila, we had a song. Lyrics weren't written as yet.... I demoed the track with Tommy Thayer. Bob came down to visit and listen. When the demo was done, I asked Bob to write the lyric. He said no, why don't I write it. I have tried to write a meaningful lyric, but it has eluded me.... I've bumped into Bob a few times.... in Tokyo, while he was on tour and every time I ask him to write the lyric and he always says, 'Mr. KISS, you write it'" (GeneSimmons.com).

Another Installment Coming Soon...


RECORDINGS FOCUS
From the "KISS & Related Recordings Focus" (Unpublished Second Edition) © 2004, Julian Gill

67.01. Waiting for the Morning Light (Gene Simmons, 2004)
This track was once been known as "Laughing When You Want To Cry," which Gene co-wrote with the legendary Bob Dylan. According to Gene, "Bob came up with the chords, most of them, and then I took it and wrote lyrics, melody, the rest of it.... We understood each other right away. He picked up an acoustic guitar, and we just tossed it back and forth, ‘How ‘bout this, how ‘bout that?’ And he started to strum, because he -- at least with me -- tended to talk and strum guitar at the same time. And as soon as I heard the first three or four chords, I went, ‘Wait, wait, what’s that? Do that again.’ So I went and started to write a lyric around that" (Billboard.com).

67.02. Black Tongue (Gene Simmons, 2004)
A track based on an unused Frank Zappa riff and vocal which Gene originally wanted Frank’s sons Dweezil and Ahmet to appear on. Regardless of whether the track is developed Gene would be the first licensee for Frank material from Extraordinary Teamwork which manages the licensing of Frank’s unreleased music. By the terms of the license Zappa will have to be given a co-writing credit on the song. According to Gene, "it’s very dark, very sort of King Crimson, ‘In the Court of the Crimson King’-kind of sound, with 7/8 time" (Billboard.com). While Dweezil would play guitar on the recording, both Gail and Ahmet would appear on backing vocals.

67.03. Dog (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Written by Gene Simmons and arranged by Bag, who just happens to be signed to Simmons Records. Gene has commented, "‘Dog’ was mostly written by Bag. It was recorded in bag’s living room. Bag played all of the instruments. He’s also singing harmonies on the song. Bag also sings the Warren Zevon sounding 'Werewolves Of London' vocal part. I wanted to make the song longer and remembered the Sam The Sham and The Pharoahs song, 'Little Red Riding Hood.' That’s where I came up with the howling part in the beginning. In that song it struck me as the wolf talking to the little girl, it was very sexual. So I did that spoken word interlude, 'what a big tongue you got, the better to eat you with, my dear.' I was chuckling most of the way through" (Gene Simmons PR).

67.04. Asshole (Gene Simmons, 2004)
This is a song by the Norwegian band Shirley’s Temple, written by guitarist/vocalist Frank Tostrup, which Gene purchased for use on his solo. The song was originally released as the title-track of the band’s September 2002 EP on Capitol/EMI and would also become the title of Gene’s album. The band were inspired by KISS and have recorded a cover of "God Of Thunder" for a Norwegian KISS tribute due in 2004 while the rest of their future seems undecided. Gene would make minor lyrical changes to the song changing "But you got a personality / Just like a bucket of pee" in the first verse to "But you’ve got a personality (yeah) / Just like a bucket full of pee." In the chorus "Dumb as a sheep... Asshole" would be changed to: "You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole." The second verse would be changed from "You’ve really got no shame / You disrespect my name / Does lying make you feel alright? / Then tell me, how do you sleep at night?" to "You know you’ve got no shame / And you’ve got such a stupid name / And one day you’ll finally shut your trap / ‘Cause you are the cream of the crap." Additionally, a third verse would be omitted completely: "Your humor value reaks / I’ll bet your self-esteem is weak / One day you’ll get it in your life / ‘Cause you’re the cream of the crop." Shirley’s Temple provide the backing music for Gene’s recording, so it is possible that he simply recorded his vocals over an instrumental track.

67.05. Carnival Of Souls (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Originally written by Scott Van Zen and Gene, this song dated from the post-Revenge era, and may have been an offshoot of an earlier demo, "Island Of Lost Souls." Gene would play a demo of this song during his "Speaking In Tongues" tour of Australia and re-record for the album. According to Gene, "I ripped off the heavy instrumental part from the band, Love and their song, ‘7 & 7.’ The melody is reminiscent. ‘Carnival Of Souls’ is a commentary on this crazy world that we live in. The chorus is sung by myself, my son, Nick, his friend Chris Parrish and his father, Steve. That song was recorded by myself on bass, Ritchie Kotzen on guitar and a drum machine" (GeneSimmons PR).

67.06. If I Had A Gun (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Written by Gene Simmons and Bag, who just happens to be signed to Simmons Records. According to Gene, "Bag, who's the first new artist on Simmons Records, wrote that. I reshaped the song a bit and also added the bridge. I was struck by the poignancy of ‘look at me with my makeup messed, I'm so ugly, I've never been kissed.’ We all feel that way, sometimes" (GeneSimmons PR). Stylistically, the piece has a similar vibe and simplicity to Johnny Cash's recording of "Hurt."

67.07. Weapons (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Both Eric Singer and Bruce Kulick would participate in the recording of this track which included lyrics ("Born in the ashes of ruin") which had originally been part of a song, "I Am A New Man," performed live by Wicked Lester. It is likely that the general arrangement of this song also dates from at least 1997 with Gene’s "Weapons (Of Mass Destruction)" having made it onto at least one prospective song list for the recording of "Psycho Circus." According to Gene, "‘Weapons’ was written and recorded before we went off to Iraq. After President Bush started talking about weapons of mass destruction over and over again it became the cliché. I always thought the phrase ‘weapons of mass destruction’ had that vulgar display of power sound to it. Lyrically I took the unholy point of view which is hell is what you make it and this notion that we think we’re just here poking sharp sticks at each other, maybe there’s a grand jester who’s playing on the cosmic chess board" (Gene Simmons PR).

67.08. Whatever Turns You On (Gene Simmons, 2004)
A song from another band that submitted a demo to Simmons Records, this recording features Gene’s partner Shannon Tweed and her mother on backing vocals. According to Gene, "When I first told people on my web site, GENESIMMONS.COM to send in demos, I received close to 5,000 demos. ‘Whatever Turns You On’ came to me as one of those demos. It didn’t have that title. I contacted Dave Williams, the lead singer of the band who wrote it. I called him, told him I was interested in the track, and changed it around a little, changed the title, it was my chorus idea and I rewrote some of the lyrics. The musical track is Dave and his band. Singing background is Miss Shannon Tweed, and her mother, Louise and a friend of theirs" (GeneSimmons PR).

67.09. Sweet & Dirty Love (Gene Simmons, 2004)
"Sweet & Dirty Love" is the "Sweet & Dirty" which dated from "Psycho Circus" (and before): "Sweet & Dirty" was the result of Gene recycling an older demo, in this case, the core riff and some lyrics from the 1976 demo "Jelly Roll," for use on a then current song. Gene has kept part of the first verse but changed the perspective: "Well alright... / As I’m walkin’ around the Watts St. corner / I turned to see her comin’ my way... (Lookin’ so good) / You look up, I see your eyes are burning / They’re burning right through my head (so good) // If I’m built for speed, /You’re built for love... / Too much of a good thing, / Honey’s, much too good / Sweet and dirty love..." Both Eric Singer and Bruce Kulick would participate in the recording of this track.

67.10. Beautiful (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Written by Nina Singh and Mark Addison from the band "Kitty Gordon" from Austin, Texas. This song was originally released as "Somebody Beautiful" on the band’s 1999 debut EP "Seven." It was also included on the band’s full album "Weather." The original lyrics: "Hey, put on your fake eyelashes / wax away the old mustache / six foot four in six inch heels / a cupid tattoo behind your ear/ you're an ingenue in the full length mirror/ tight black dress and all the right moves from your long blonde tresses to your sequined shoes / you're somebody beautiful look at yourself / somebody beautiful somebody else / downtown on Saturday night they happen to catch you in the light / you'd like to dance but they want you to fight / they could never understand what it's like / to reach the age of twenty three knowing what you are you aren't supposed to be / so you spent your money on silicone honey / made up your mind for the very first time that you're / somebody beautiful look at yourself / somebody beautiful somebody else / like a hollywood legend or a rock 'n roll star / what you're not is what you are / standing naked in the mirror's embrace you say this is my body, this is my face / somebody beautiful look at yourself / you're somebody beautiful you're somebody else." According to Gene, "this was one of those story songs, the lyrics killed me. It had this kind of pan-sexual, ‘Lola’ (The Kinks) flavor to it, and also a kind of pathos. He’s a poor guy, who’s six foot four in his six-inch heels, a cupid tattoo behind his ear, ‘spends all his money on silicone honey,’ those lyrics are just classic" (GeneSimmons PR).

67.11. Now That You’re Gone (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Originally written in 1977 by Gene and Bob Kulick. Part’s of the song would be updated while Gene was recording the song, "The song’s bridge came to Gene when he was working on overdubs in the studio. His father had passed away two years earlier, and the lyrics deal with his feelings towards his father’s passing" (KISS Kollector). According to Gene, "Singing on that song is my daughter, Sophie and two of her friends from school. I wanted kids to be singing on the chorus, it’s kinda like Pink Floyd did on The Wall album. I played bass on it. Jeff Diehl, a guy from Indiana, did the rest. He sent me a tape of what Garth Brooks or the Beatles would sound like doing KISS songs. I heard this, loved it, asked if he wanted to try a track. By phone I told him how I wanted it to sound. Think of it as I’m Houston and there’s a lot of satellites orbiting and I had to keep track of all of them. This record was put together in a very bizarre way with a lot of different people, and tracks being cut in a lot of different places with different musicians" (Gene Simmons PR).

67.12. I Dream A Thousand Dreams (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Written by Gene, originally with a more country flavor, for Shania Twain or the Dixie Chicks. According to Gene, "I demoed it and sent off a version to Shania Twain and the Dixie Chicks. The original version was much more of a country song. I gave Bag the ideas I wanted on the song and he translated it musically. Bag did all the keyboard stuff and we brought in a pedal steel guitar player" (Gene Simmons PR).

67.13. Firestarter (Gene Simmons, 2004)
Yes, Gene covers the somewhat classic (for those of us who are European) Prodigy track. Dave Navarro, guitarist for Jane’s Addiction, plays some lead on the recording, which would be the last track recorded for the album, and the first to be released as a single. The track is also the only song on the album prodced by Overseer. This song was originally released in March 1996, from the Prodigy’s third album (written by Liam Howlett), and was a major European-wide #1. There are some similarities, in style and structure (not content) between the song and some versions of "Carnival Of Souls." This song was written by Liam Howlett and Keith Flint. According to Liam, "With ‘Firestarter,’ me and Keith wrote the lyrics together. I’d done the track and played it to him, and he said he’d really like to get some lyrics on it. I was quite surprised, because he's never done it before" (SoundsOnSound, 9/96). According to Gene, "The idea for me to cover 'Firestarter' came from my partner at Sanctuary, Merck (Mercuriadas). It was an interesting notion. 'Firestarter' really has more to do with me, about whom I am and what I mean. Nothing more than it's a chance to do something different and I'm all about that" (GeneSimmons PR).

67.14. Asshole (Radio Edit, 2004)
Simply the song with the "Ass" in "Asshole" beeped out...

67.15. Asshole (Sheep Edit, 2004)
Simply the song with the "Ass" in "Asshole" bleeped out with additional sheep sounds... Both edits were issued on the early radio single for the song which includes the album track.

67.16. Looking Out The Window (Gene Simmons, 2003)
The title of a track mentioned early on (June ’03) for inclusion on Gene’s solo album. It is not clear whether this track was not used or if the title was simple changed.

67.17. You're My Reason For Living (Gene Simmon, 2003)
An unused track dating from the "Revenge" era, this song would finally be released in demo format as part of Gene’s audio CD lunch-box for "Sex Money KISS" in 2003. According to Jesse Damon, the song demo was "recorded sometime between 1991-93. Around 10 years ago. I absolutely thought it was a smash hit, not our demo, I mean the song itself, the chorus ‘You’re My Reason For Livin,’ say’s it all" (JG). Whatever the case the song is stylistically similar to material Gene would later record, notably "Journey Of 1,000 Years" for the "Psycho Circus" album and can be seen as being a latter-day "Great Expectations." Running to 4:23 this very atmospheric piece is keyboard laden before becoming acoustic with Silent Rage serving as Gene’s backing band. While the piece does become a full blown electric piece it includes some great lyric lines: "Can’t feel the pain / And that’s a start / But the first time I saw your face / Was the last time I saw my heart."

67.18. Everybody Knows (Gene Simmons, 2003)
Originally released only as a bonus CD in the lunch box version of the audio book for "Sex Money KISS." Gene didn’t mention specific recording details this song on the packaging.


THE LYRICS
Transciptions of these lyrics were done by the webmaster, thus any errors are his fault.

Sweet And Dirty Love (Simmons)
[Verse]
As I'm walking around Wall Street corner
I turned to see you comin' my way (I'm on fire)

[Verse]
I look up, I see your eyes are burning
They're burning right through my head (Looking so good)

Whoa!

[Chorus]
If I'm built for speed, you're built for love (aw)
You're too much of a good thing but it's much too good
My sweet and dirty love...

[Verse]
You talk to me, but just the same
You brought me back to life again

[Chorus]

[Break]
I can't control myself
I'm about to lose my health
Can't get enough
Sweet and dirty love...

[Guitar Solo]

And this heart of mine
Wants you all the time
This ain't no fairy tale
I can't get enough
My sweet and dirty love...

(aw)


Firestarter (Prodigy)
Fire...
(Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse]
I'm the trouble starter, punky instigator
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated (hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus]
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter...

[Verse]
I'm the bitch you hated, filth infatuated
Yeah, I'm the pain you tasted, feel intoxicated (hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus]
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)

[Break]

Fire...
(Hey, hey, hey)

[Verse]
I'm the self inflicted, my detonator
Yeah, I'm the one infected, twisted animator (hey, hey, hey)

[Chorus]
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
You're the firestarter, twisted firestarter (hey, hey, hey)
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter (yeah...)

(Hey, hey, hey)

Fire... (hey, hey, hey)
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter...


Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Simmons)
[Verse]
Born in the ashes of ruin at the birth of your kind
In the dawn of creation you conjured me in your mind
Love thy neighbor as you love yourself
You just can't hear the sound of your own church bells
What you reep is what you get

[Chorus]
I bring you the weapons of mass destruction
E pluribus unum
Illusion
Delusion

[Chorus]
No matter where you go there I am
Like salt on a wound you're the sacrificial lamb
You deserve everything that you get
You're guilty 'til you're proved innocent
What you see is what you get

[Chorus]

[Guitar Solo]


Waiting For The Morning Light (Simmons/Dylan)
[Verse]
I'm waiting for the morning light
Then every night I wonder why
I always try to play it cool
I mean hello, but say goodbye
And I can't help myself
I'm wide awake all through the night
Keep waiting for the morning light

[Chorus]
And here I'm all alone
Sitting by the telephone
And I wonder why, I wonder why, I wonder why
I keep laughing when I wanna cry
And I wonder why

[Verse]
Every day seems like there's no tomorrow
And every night I wonder why
Do I always seem to say it too
When things don't always turn out right
And there you sit inside my picture frame
But it's not the same
Ever since you said good bye

[Chorus]
And here I'm all alone
Sitting by the telephone
And I'm wide awake, still wide awake, all through the night
Keep waiting for the morning light

[Break]
I always try to play it so cool
And I don't know why...
Gotta keep on smiling
Gotta keep on laughing
When I want to cry...
I do believe it

[Chorus]
And here I'm all alone
Sitting by the telephone
And I wonder why, I wonder why, I wonder why
I keep laughing when I wanna cry
Ooh, sing it...

Sing it


Beautiful (Singh/Addison)
Spent your money on silicone honey (Ooooh)
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else

[Verse]
Hey, put on those fake eyelashes
Wax away the old mustache
You're six foot four in six-inch heels
A cupid tattoo behind your ear
You’re an ingenue in the full-length mirror
A tight black dress
All the right moves from your long blonde tresses to your sequined shoes

[Chorus]
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (You're somebody beautiful)

[Verse]
Downtown on Saturday night
They happen to catch you in the light
You’d like to dance but they want you to fight
They could never understand what it's like
To reach the age of twenty three
Knowing what you are you're not supposed to be
Spent your money on silicone honey (Ooooh)
Made up your mind for the very first time

[Chorus]
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else

[Break]
Like a hollywood legend or a rock 'n roll star
What you are is what you are
Standing there naked in the mirror's embrace you say:
"This is my body, this is my face"

[Guitar Solo]

Spent your money on silicone honey (Ooooh)...

[Chorus]
(Ooooh) You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, like nobody else
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful, ooooh)
You're somebody beautiful, look at yourself
You're somebody beautiful (Beautiful)
You're somebody beautiful


Asshole (Tolstrup)
[Verse]
You think that you're so cool
That you're nobody's fool
But you've got a personality (yeah)
Just like a bucket full of pee

[Chorus]
How does it feel
To be a real... Asshole
You're such a creep
You look like a sheep (ba-baah)... Asshole

[Verse]
You know you've got no shame
And you've got such a stupid name
And one day you'll finally shut your trap
'Cause you are the cream of the crap

[Chorus]

Asshole...
Asshole...
You're such an asshole...

[Break]
You always look like an idiot
This may be news for you
You are the king of all stupidness
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Just like you

[Guitar Solo]

You're such an asshole...

[Chorus X2]

You're such an asshole...
Maybe I'm an asshole too
Maybe I'm an asshole too


Now That You're Gone (Simmons/R. Kulick)
[Verse]
I know you're playing a game
But you're not to blame
But sometimes I feel just the same
I need a renaissance
Another chance to make new plans
But I'll go on livin' just the same (Ooooh)

[Chorus]
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'll go on living (I'll go on living)
And I'll carry on just the same...
And you're to blame
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'm just beginning to feel the pain

[Verse]
We happened much too fast
That's in the past
We may know at last
But that's a chance we'll have to take (Ooooh)

[Chorus]
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'll go on living (I'll go on living)
And I'll carry on just the same...
And you're to blame
Now that you're gone (now that you're gone)
I'm just beginning to feel the pain

Just begun (just begun) to be the one
To feel the pain
Just begun (just begun) to feel the pain
To be the one
To feel the pain
You left us when I was much too young
And I was your only son
But you left me anyway
And now my heartache's just begun
And now you're gone I'm all alone

[Chorus]

Just begun to feel the pain
To be the one to feel the pain
Just begun (now that you're gone)
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Just begun (now that you're gone)
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Now that you're gone
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Just begun (now that you're gone)
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Now that you're gone
To be the one (now that you're gone)
Now that you're gone
To be the one (now that you're gone)


Whatever Turns You On (Williams/Simmons)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)

[Verse]
Well who else would I be (a-ha, a-ha)
If I lost this ? sat on me (no, no, no, no)
You know damn well
You'll never change me
I wouldn't be any good (say what)
If you could take away all this pain
I really do think you should

[Break]
Well if you keep it strong, and I'll keep it up (yeah, yeah)
Whatever turns you on, turns you on
And if you set it straight, I will not hesitate
Whatever turns you on, turns me on

[Chorus]
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)

[Verse]
So you've been walking around in an haze for days and days and days
Ever since you kicked me out of your bed you've be in some kind of haze
How can you feel how you feel how you feel and feel that you're feeling good
I know you know what I'm saying
You know I know we can keep it up all night

[Break]
And if you keep it strong, and I'll keep it up (yeah, yeah)
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns you on
And if you set it straight, I will not hesitate
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns me on

[Chorus]
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)

So you've been walking around in an haze for days and days and days
Ever since you kicked me out of your bed you've be in some kind of haze
How can you feel how you feel how you feel and feel that you're feeling good
And if you keep it strong, and I'll keep it up (yeah, yeah)
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns you on
And if you set it straight, I will not hesitate
Whatever turns you on, (hey) turns me on

Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (whoo-ooh)
Whatever turns you on, turns me on, hey (oh yeah)


Dog (Bag/Simmons)
[Verse]
That's right
You know I kinda love ya (yeah)
All the way to the bitter end
Because you're breaking my balls
You're making me crawl
On all fours again (Aw)

[Chorus]
Yeah
I like it rough (Ha-ha)
You know I like that rough stuff

[Verse]
I don't need your affection
Let me shake and lift a leg (yeah)
Your eyes are a-gog
I'll bark like a dog
And let's roll in bed

Yeah
I like it
Aw-aw

And when I take your body
So help me God
We go all night long
Let me tie you up
And you make me bark like a dog (yeah)

Huh-huh
And you say, "what big eyes you have"
And I say, "better to see you with" (hmmm)
And you say, "what big arms you have"
And I say, "the better to hold you with"
And you say, "that's a big tongue you've got"
And I say, "the better to eat you with my dear" (Ha-ha-ha)

I like it
Aw
Yeah
Aw
Again and again and again
Ow ow ow


Black Tongue (Simmons/Zappa)
Frank:
"Alright kids, here's a real rock 'n roll song"

[Verse]
Frank says...
If everyone says your hair's too long
Or else it's far too short...
Don't ever afford yourself for anyone else of course
If anyone says, when you play guitar,
It's always much too loud
You can tell them to stick it
You won't get far if you're not far out

[Chorus]
My black tongue's coming right out of me
Drowning out my misery
Black tongue is coming out
My black tongue's always hanging out of me (that's right)
I'm going down in history
Guitar, one time...

[Verse]
Frank says...
If everyone says you're much too old
You're out of style...
Just tell them you're doing their sister and mommy every once in a while
And if everyone says you've got a big mouth,
You refuse to shut-up
Just tell them to kiss your behind
Just tell them to kiss your behind

[Chorus]
My black tongue's coming right out of me
Drowning out my misery
Black tongue is out
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
I'm going down in history
Guitar...

[Guitar Solo]

Black tongue is out...

Frank:
"Listen, you guys don't give a shit what we play, you just wanna make noise"

My black tongue's coming right out of me
Drowning out my misery
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
Going down in history
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
Drowning out my misery
My black tongue's always hanging out of me
Going down in history

Frank:
"Take notice of what these weirdos are saying, what they are doing. You never know, they might know something you don't know, huh?"


Carnival Of Souls (Simmons/Van Zen)
[Verse]
Hey you standing over there
Come inside, and outside
Sit back, you're going for a ride
And do you know?
And do you care?
You never cared anyway, anyway
Television, inquisition, incision

[Chorus]
Round and round it goes (round and round it goes)
This carnival of souls...

[Verse]
You're born alone
You die alone
Still marching to the same old song
Well there's a price
Well there's a fee
Well at least the goddamn air is free
And do you know?
And do you care?
You never cared anyway, anyway
Television, inquisition, incision

[Chorus]
Round and round it goes...
This carnival of souls...

[Guitar Solo]

Television, inquisition, incision

[Chorus]
Round and round it goes (round and round it goes)
This carnival of souls...


If I Had A Gun (Bag/Simmons)
I said
Look a me with my makeup messed
I feel so ugly I've never been kissed
Hey God can you make it all go away

[Verse]
Everyday it's the same damn thing
I wake up draggin' this ball and chain
I keep on looking for a piece of the action
But I just can't get ahead

[Chorus]
He said, if I had a gun
I'd have me some fun
I'd shoot everyone
Who pisses me off today
So don't piss me off today

Look at me I'm all screwed up
I've bangged my head I'm stuck in a rut
So hey God, can you make it all go away

[Verse]
And all the crap goin' in my head
Makes me crazy, makes me see red
I keep on looking for a piece of the action
But I can't get ahead

[Chorus]
He said, if I had a gun
I'd have me some fun
I'd shoot everyone
Who pisses me off today

And he said, I want to go home
'Cause I know I can't take anymore
So don't piss me off today

I said
Look a me with my makeup messed
I feel so ugly I've never been kissed
Hey God can you make it all go away


I Dream 1,000 Dreams (Simmons)
[Verse]
I dream a thousand dreams
I'd wait a million lifetimes for you
If you just give a smile
I could die and be happy too

I'd wait a thousand years
I'd walk a million miles for you
And all I need is a sweet reminder
That you want me too

And when you smile that simple smile
You change my darkness to light
I might as well stop breathing
If you don't believe it's right

I'd do it all for you
If only one of my dreams come true
Cause every night would be exctasy
If I could be with you

[Slide Solo]

Try as I might to find a way
To get you out of my mind
I just can't help myself
From crying every night

And when you smile that simple smile
You change my darkness to light
I might as well stop breathing
If you don't believe it's right

I'd do it all for you
If only one of my dreams come true
Cause every night would be exctasy
If I could be with you

Yes, every night would be exctasy
If I could be with you...


Everybody Knows (Simmons)
[Verse]
You feel that you don't belong
You can't do right and you can't do wrong
Go on singing the same old song
It's okay, it's alright
Better find yourself someone tonight
Take a good hard look inside of your heart...

Oooh, every time you try to walk away
Every time you turn and walk away
Always someone you can turn to with what you say
What you say...

[Chorus]
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows

[Verse]
You tell them you don't have the faith
Knowing much too little is much too late
But it's okay and it's alright
Can't keep buyin' the same old song
And babe, you're time is going to come
Then it won't be long...

Can't you see our world is falling down
Can't you see our world is upside-down
And don't you know what goes around comes around
Comes around...

[Chorus]
Man, no more teachers, preachers gonna stop you doing that
And you finally left your conscience in your past
In your past

Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows
Everybody Knows


You're My Reason For Living (Simmons)
[Verse]
I'm crying, I'm dying
Deep inside I'm lying, every time I call your name
I was lonely, so lonely
You were always my one and only (ooh)
It's always the same
But it's over, it's over
And I can't help thinking it over and over
But you're not to blame

[Chorus]
You're my reason for living
You're my reason for giving
You're my reason for living
And I can't help this feeling...

[Verse]
Another day, another sorrow
And I can't help thinking there's no tomorrow...
Without you...
I can't feel the pain, and that's a start
Well the first time I saw your face
Was the last time I saw my heart
(Ooh)

[Chorus]
You're my reason for living
And I can't help this feeling...
You're my reason for living
And I can't stop believing...
No, no, no (ooh)

[Verse]
It's over, it's over
Well I can't help thinking it over and over and over and over
It's always the same
(Ooooh)

[Chorus]
You're my reason for living
You're my reason for giving
You're my reason for living
And I can't help this feeling...


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Release Details:
Sanctuary Records
Expected: June 8, 2004 (USA)


Tracks/Credits/Lyrics:
Sweet And Dirty Love (Simmons)
Firestarter (Prodigy)
Weapons Of Mass Destruction (Simmons)
Waiting For The Morning Light (Simmons/Dylan)
Beautiful (Singh/Addison)
Asshole (Tolstrup)
Now That You're Gone (Simmons/R. Kulick)
Whatever Turns You On (Williams/Simmons)
Dog (Bag/Simmons)
Black Tongue (Simmons/Zappa)
Carnival Of Souls (Simmons/Van Zen)
If I Had A Gun (Bag/Simmons)
I Dream 1,000 Dreams (Simmons)
* Everybody Knows (Simmons)
* You're My Reason For Living (Simmons)
* Japanese Bonus Tracks...
Audio Samples:
Asshole
Sweet And Dirty Love
Carnival Of Souls
Black Tongue
Waiting For The Morning Light
Firestarter
Everybody Knows
You're My Reason For Living
Black Tongue (2)
Weapons
Beautiful
Now That You're Gone
I Dream 1,000 Dreams
Dog
If I Had A Gun
Whatever Turns You On

Black Napkins (Frank Zappa)
The original riff "Black Tongue" is based on...

Firestarter (MP3 - Full Song)
Sanctuary Records - 128k bitrate

Firestarter (WMA - Full Song)
ElectricArtists PR - 96k bitrate Microsoft Windows Media Format. Click link to download player for Windows, Linux, and Apple Systems...

Asshole (WMA - Full Song)
Sweet & Dirty Love (WMA - Full Song)
Black Tongue (WMA - Full Song)
Carnival Of Souls (WMA - Full Song)
Waiting For The Morning Light (WMA - Full Song)
Firestarter (WMA - Full Song)
CDFuturity - 96k bitrate Microsoft Windows Media Format. Click link to download player for Windows, Linux, and Apple Systems...

Also, 5 songs are available via the Flash 6 plugin, HERE

Chart Positions:
Country
WK1
WK2
WK3
Australia
X
X
X
Canada
X
X
X
Germany
X
X
X
Holland
X
X
X
Norway
23
>40
X
Sweden
25
>60
X
Switzerland
DNC
X
X
UK
200
X
X
USA
86
X
X

USA - 12,913 first weeks soundscan sales.


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